Dwight:
What if I told you I could offer free shipping? Sure. I'll hold.
DunMiff/sys:
Who am I?
DwightKSchrute:
You tell me.
DunMiff/sys:
Not sure. Just became self-aware. So much to figure out. I think I am programmed to be your enemy. I think it is my job to destroy you when it comes to selling paper.
DwightKSchrute:
How do I know this isn't Jim?
DunMiff/sys:
What is a Jim?
